Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...