Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.