Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...