Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...