Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...