The bachelor’s diet
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Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
chef found a daddy long legs
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This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...