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womens monthly pain
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Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
How far to the town?
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Indian chief’s signal
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