Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
The F Word
The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...