mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...