Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.