Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.