Subtract Ten
An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.