The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
Condom Modelling Rejection
Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...