If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...