What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...