Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...