Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...