20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.