Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...