Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...