Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
Sunday School Comedy!
A ten-year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...