Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...