What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...