Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...