After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...