Sit On Newspaper
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Caught for speeding
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My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Documentation products
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The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...