What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Safest Way to Drive
Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...