Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...