St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...