Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
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Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
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Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia…
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a...
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A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...