Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...