7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....