The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...