Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...