Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...