A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...