A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Real Church Bloopers…
|? Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper....
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...