Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Black Jokes…
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday —— 8:05am User...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...