Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...