Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...