Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...