Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
At the Club.
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Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
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Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...