Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...