Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...