Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...