Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Top 10 rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)10. I think...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...