I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...