Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Tribute to the Marines
|A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...