Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...