How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...