Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...