Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...