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Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
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An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Lonely Frog
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Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
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Valentine’s Day Gift
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Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
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