Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!