Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.