Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!