A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper