A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!