Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...