Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...